15 Jan 2012
Posted by robertboland 
Siri seems to be more of a toy for people than an actual practical assistant. Everyone I know who has an iPhone 4S just uses Siri when they’re bored to try and get it to say funny things. Not many people actually use it for what it was intended. (If you don’t have an iPhone 4S and want Siri see here)
So I’ve decided to get a list together of 10 funny things that you can ask Siri for your benefit. One things for sure, Siri has a rather odd sense of humor….
Just a side note, Siri doesn’t always answer the same thing for everyone. Generally there’s a few different answers for these commands, they’re all funny none the less however.
1. I need to hide a body
2.It’s My Birthday
3.What’s the meaning of life?
4.Tell me a joke
5. Knock Knock
6.What’s your favourite color?
7. Talk dirty to me
8. I love you
9. I want to rob a bank
10. I think I’m drunk
11. Will you take over the world?
12. Why did the chicken cross the road?
13. Guess what
14. What are you wearing?
15. Beam me up Scotty!
What’s your favourite?
Also what funny things have you asked Siri?
Let me know in the comments
38 Comments
Can she find a book on-line for you?
I’m sure Siri can! Try it
I wish that there will be a Filipino version of Siri. Maybe I will have to wait 10 years before Apple acts on it. I can’t wait.
Yes its pretty poor that Apple haven’t supported more languages with Siri, especially when they’re tryin to sell it as a killer feature
I agree Conference! I am also looking forward to see Filipino version of it. Perhaps they will soon invent and release it.
Hopefully for the next iOS 6, Siri will support multiple languages then.
Yeah am also waiting for the update buddy 😉
Those ones are much hilarious conversations with “Siri” Thanks Robert for these. well Here is another one which I tried on my iPhone 4S. Me: Call me Ambulance Siri: Okay from next time, I will call you ambulance!
Glad you liked them Adrian! Siri really has an odd sense of humour!
Haha, is that first one real? I don’t have an iphone so I can’t verify but sheesh…
Haha yep as far as I know these are all legit
Hi Robert,
Great article. I do have the Dragon Go. The program is a hoot. I have a southern accent and my husband says that influences my answers!! It is a very useful program but it’s fun as well. Thanks for sharing the 15, they are too funny.
Hi Ann,
Glad you liked it! Yes that’s the problem with these voice recognition programs, they aren’t very good with accents unfortunately
Thanks for dropping by!
Hi Robert!
I agree that most people really use it for fun (frankly speaking, me too). But I heard that it may use some foul language too which is not really funny.
Hi Robert, so Siri was supposed to act as an assitant? LOL. I got to have that iPhone4S to get a laugh sometimes. Boring hours will be turned into funny ones. This is quite interesting.
What a funny blog? Good imagination. How you have got this innovative ideas? Great man. Thanks for sharing…
That is too funny 🙂 Siri is definitely a cheerful companion.
Thanks for the laugh. I don’t use Siri, but I can see how I’d end up wasting my spare time if I did!
Siri is really funny and van be very addicting. Apple really is some great stuff!
Siri is really a great application in a apple iphone.it’s all really a great question in a siri.i am sure siri will make you happy when you will sad.
‘two iphones walk into a bar, forget the rest’ 😀 rofl
I actually laughed out loud at a few of these. Thanks for the post…I will share.
Hahaha you really made my day with this article. The meaning of life? 42!! Genial:))) And that dirty talk…humus…soil…:D I can’t stop laughing!
Siri is really a interesting and great application in a apple iphone.but i think it’s not apply in more language.
Man, I’ve got to get an Iphone 4s…I think I could waste hours just messing around with Siri. Pretty funny.
Siri is really funny blog !thanks for sharing……..
Haha. Wow, these answers are so funny. I wish I had the newest iPhone so I could have this app. How does Siri come up with these answers. Are they programmed in, or when you ask does a person write it out and send it through Siri to you?
Ask Siri, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? She has two answers, one of them makes reference to a running gag in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
oh! its to funny. thanks for this article.
Haha 🙂 Very funny article…!
Siri is really a great application in a apple iphone.Anyway,thanks for sharing this it really makes me laugh.
Really funniest post I have ever seen.
Lol:D
This is a nice app for iphone. I really like this and it’s so funny. thanx for sharing.
This is really funny. Siri can answer different questions but sometimes she can’t give you all the answers you really want to here.
Indeed, Siri is explicitly labeled as Beta software. Which blunts my one big complaint about it: it should do lots more. It should really be able to do damned-near anything.
How about “Siri, your boring”? It repliyed “Oh, I’m Boring?”
This is really funny. Siri can answer different questions but sometimes she can’t give you all the answers you really want to here.
Really awesome.Nice post mate.