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15 Funny Things To Say To Siri

38 Comments
 15 Jan 2012   Posted by robertboland


Siri seems to be more of a toy for people than an actual practical assistant. Everyone I know who has an iPhone 4S just uses Siri when they’re bored to try and get it to say funny things. Not many people actually use it for what it was intended. (If you don’t have an iPhone 4S and want Siri see here)

So I’ve decided to get a list together of 10 funny things that you can ask Siri for your benefit. One things for sure, Siri has a rather odd sense of humor….

Just a side note, Siri doesn’t always answer the same thing for everyone. Generally there’s a few different answers for these commands, they’re all funny none the less however.

1. I need to hide a body

2.It’s My Birthday

3.What’s the meaning of life?

4.Tell me a joke

5. Knock Knock

6.What’s your favourite color?

7. Talk dirty to me


8. I love you

9. I want to rob a bank

10. I think I’m drunk

11. Will you take over the world?

12. Why did the chicken cross the road?

13. Guess what

14. What are you wearing?

15. Beam me up Scotty!

What’s your favourite?

Also what funny things have you asked Siri?

Let me know in the comments


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38 Comments

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9 years ago

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Can she find a book on-line for you?

    Robert
    9 years ago

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    I’m sure Siri can! Try it

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9 years ago

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I wish that there will be a Filipino version of Siri. Maybe I will have to wait 10 years before Apple acts on it. I can’t wait.

    Robert
    9 years ago

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    Yes its pretty poor that Apple haven’t supported more languages with Siri, especially when they’re tryin to sell it as a killer feature

Mika Castro
9 years ago

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I agree Conference! I am also looking forward to see Filipino version of it. Perhaps they will soon invent and release it.

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9 years ago

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Hopefully for the next iOS 6, Siri will support multiple languages then.

    Saikrishna
    9 years ago

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    Yeah am also waiting for the update buddy πŸ˜‰

Adrian@Panoramic Universal Ltd.
9 years ago

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Those ones are much hilarious conversations with “Siri” Thanks Robert for these. well Here is another one which I tried on my iPhone 4S. Me: Call me Ambulance Siri: Okay from next time, I will call you ambulance!

    Robert
    9 years ago

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    Glad you liked them Adrian! Siri really has an odd sense of humour!

James
9 years ago

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Haha, is that first one real? I don’t have an iphone so I can’t verify but sheesh…

    Robert
    9 years ago

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    Haha yep as far as I know these are all legit

Ann
9 years ago

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Hi Robert,
Great article. I do have the Dragon Go. The program is a hoot. I have a southern accent and my husband says that influences my answers!! It is a very useful program but it’s fun as well. Thanks for sharing the 15, they are too funny.

    Robert
    9 years ago

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    Hi Ann,
    Glad you liked it! Yes that’s the problem with these voice recognition programs, they aren’t very good with accents unfortunately

    Thanks for dropping by!

Eugene@blackberry development
9 years ago

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Hi Robert!
I agree that most people really use it for fun (frankly speaking, me too). But I heard that it may use some foul language too which is not really funny.

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9 years ago

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Hi Robert, so Siri was supposed to act as an assitant? LOL. I got to have that iPhone4S to get a laugh sometimes. Boring hours will be turned into funny ones. This is quite interesting.

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9 years ago

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What a funny blog? Good imagination. How you have got this innovative ideas? Great man. Thanks for sharing…

Outsourcing_IT
9 years ago

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That is too funny πŸ™‚ Siri is definitely a cheerful companion.

Robin
9 years ago

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Thanks for the laugh. I don’t use Siri, but I can see how I’d end up wasting my spare time if I did!

Vernette Carbon
9 years ago

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Siri is really funny and van be very addicting. Apple really is some great stuff!

Artemisinin
9 years ago

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Siri is really a great application in a apple iphone.it’s all really a great question in a siri.i am sure siri will make you happy when you will sad.

Swapnil
9 years ago

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‘two iphones walk into a bar, forget the rest’ πŸ˜€ rofl

Chris Lucernoni
9 years ago

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I actually laughed out loud at a few of these. Thanks for the post…I will share.

Catwoman
9 years ago

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Hahaha you really made my day with this article. The meaning of life? 42!! Genial:))) And that dirty talk…humus…soil…:D I can’t stop laughing!

Bhupendra Sharma
9 years ago

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Siri is really a interesting and great application in a apple iphone.but i think it’s not apply in more language.

Travis@ TradeTechSports
9 years ago

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Man, I’ve got to get an Iphone 4s…I think I could waste hours just messing around with Siri. Pretty funny.

Gemma Phelan
9 years ago

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Siri is really funny blog !thanks for sharing……..

Khleo Thomas
9 years ago

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Haha. Wow, these answers are so funny. I wish I had the newest iPhone so I could have this app. How does Siri come up with these answers. Are they programmed in, or when you ask does a person write it out and send it through Siri to you?

Astro Gremlin
9 years ago

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Ask Siri, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? She has two answers, one of them makes reference to a running gag in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Abhishek
9 years ago

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oh! its to funny. thanks for this article.

Saikrishna
9 years ago

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Haha πŸ™‚ Very funny article…!

Earl Dickerson
9 years ago

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Siri is really a great application in a apple iphone.Anyway,thanks for sharing this it really makes me laugh.

Bhavesh Sondagar
9 years ago

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Really funniest post I have ever seen.
Lol:D

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9 years ago

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This is a nice app for iphone. I really like this and it’s so funny. thanx for sharing.

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9 years ago

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This is really funny. Siri can answer different questions but sometimes she can’t give you all the answers you really want to here.

Audrey Farrar
9 years ago

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Indeed, Siri is explicitly labeled as Beta software. Which blunts my one big complaint about it: it should do lots more. It should really be able to do damned-near anything.

Ace
9 years ago

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How about “Siri, your boring”? It repliyed “Oh, I’m Boring?”

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9 years ago

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This is really funny. Siri can answer different questions but sometimes she can’t give you all the answers you really want to here.

Baezid
9 years ago

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Really awesome.Nice post mate.



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